KAD

KAD - That's what I used to call him, short for "Kuya Delwin". I don't know of anyone else named as such except him. Kinda weird name actually. I know several friends named Delvin or Devlin but no Delwins. I tried to ask Lola about it but again she doesn't remember how and why they call him as such. What a parent hehe...Lola talaga.

Anyways, he's my only uncle on my mom's side. Imagine having 7 sisters beside you? Man that's ear-deafening and suicidal. Hehe. If you want to ask the million dollar question if he became a real man...well somewhat yeah...just kidding...but yes KAD managed to be a real man. He's got a kid now and a loving wife. Though at a very meager income from his daily tricycle round-ups in the barangay, he makes it a point to buy GIN este food to feed his family.

Well, it's his day today...HYPER BERTDEY!!! Chicharon bulaklak na to! Hehe

Lola Rushed

My Bro called me up late this evening to inform me that Lola was rushed to the hospital. She was vomiting heavily probably due to the "tulya" she ate during dinner. But she's now stable according to Bro. Hay Lola, next time don't eat "tuls". Mahina na panunaw powers ng tyan mo. Talo mo pa naman si Pacquiao pag tumira ng tulya...

Ginawa na lang kita ng tula para maalala mo ang mga tulya na nikain mo kanina. Ok lend me your ears Lola.

"O tulya, o tulya, bakit ka nilamon ni Lola?"

Masarap bang pagtripan ang tyan ni Virginia?

O Lola, O lola, bakit mu niubos ang tulya?

Next time 'wag na huh, para ang belbel de madesgrasya. BOW"

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LOLA

Ever experienced a laugh with your grannie na di nya alam na siya ang nipagtatawanan? You know Lola is 73 years old and has hearing challenges. There are times that I literally need to shout at her, with her replying "Ha anu kamo?", "Sino", "ahhhh". But she's cool kahit bingengot na nga. She still swims backstroke, nag-bi-bingo hanggang 6 pm, and is always excited to talk to my aunts on cellphones. Alaws pakialam kahit maubusan ka ng load! Nampitso! Pero pag tulog, lakas humilik talo pa si Tyson sa garalgal ng boses....

Inipon ko ang mga ampogetabol dayalogs ng Lola para sa inyong pleasure...

UTOY: Lola, andun sa lababo ang isda... LOLA: "Napisa sa tsubibo? Sino"

UTOY: Si tita nasa cellphone...LOLA:"Sino kinapon?"

UTOY: Lola yung sinaing daw sumusubo na... LOLA: "Hoy patayin nyo! nasan ang uod sa sahig?" Wahahaha...