Dagdag Kita

Panu kaya magakaroon ng dagdag sa kinikita ko: 1. Magpaskil sa bahay ng karatula na pwede din akong hardinero, labandero o kusinero pag sabado at linggo...kahit blip at panti lalabhan ko wehehehe 2. Tatakbo ako ng hubot hubad for a cause - baka naman walang mag donate sa takot. 3. Mag bigay ng hula with matching ubanin na buhok at tungkod to finish up the hermit look. San kaya pwede? 4. O di kaya mag lifeguard sa alona beach - teka baka ako pa unang malunod kesa sa isasagip ko... 5. Lam ko na mag garage sale na lang ako...yun!!!!!! teka wala nga pala akong garahe...(ed: ay ang bobs) Hirap mag icip,,,

Father's Day

Kakatawag ko lang sa tatay ko. Dialysis na naman bukas. Heart attack siya last week. As usual umutang na naman ako sa SRESLA. Di ko na nga iniisip ang gastos basta ok lang sya....sila...pati mga kapatid ko. Ang papel ko yata sa mundo e ganito na lang. Pero di naman ako nagrereklamo kaya lang kung magkaminsan ang daling isipin na pagud ka na...pagud na sa pagpunta sa ospital...pagud sa pakikipag usap sa mga ahente ng M Lhuilier...nakakapagod. Kailan kaya ulit ito matatapos? Hindi naman gagaling ang tatay ko. Bahala na...ganun naman ang buhay ko...walang plano...walang direksyon.

PangKODAK na Patok!

Best Digital Cameras sa Bakasyown!!!

(sabi laang are ng YAHOO!) Able to withstand ocean depths, sandy beaches and devastating drops, these digital cameras make excellent vacation companions. Pay close attention to their limitations, though, so you don't risk buying a camera that won't be able to handle your brand of summer fun.

Fuji FinePix Z33WP, $199(Waterproof: 10 feet) The Fuji FinePix Z33WP is a great, family-friendly camera that's perfect for a relaxing day at the beach. The 10-megapixel sensor and 3x optical zoom are fairly average, but the unusual colors, funky design and waterproof body help it stand out from the crowd. The Z33WP is available in black, gold, pink, blue and green. Pentax Optio W60, $299(Waterproof: 13 feet) Slim and sedate, the Pentax Option W60 is an unassuming waterproof digital camera that's good to depths as low as 13 feet. This 10-megapixel digital camera does have one trick up its sleeve: a high-definition-video mode capable of shooting clips in 1080p. That's a very nice option for such an affordable digital camera. Olympus TOUGH 6000, $299(Waterproof: 10 feet, Shockproof: 5 feet) The baby brother of the TOUGH 8000, the 6000 model is a little more affordable and a little more modest in its capabilities. The 6000 model is a slim, ultra compact camera that's waterproof to 10 feet in depth and can be dropped from 5 feet without damage.

Canon Powershot D10, $329(Waterproof: 33 feet, Shockproof: 4 feet) Like the Z33WP, the Canon Powershot D10 packs a lot of personality, but surpasses the Fuji with even greater durability. The D10 can withstand drops of up to four feet without sustaining significant damage and can be taken underwater to depths as low as 33 feet. The D10's simple design makes it a snap to use for kids and adults alike, and the strap-locks, featured on all four corners of the camera, help you keep a hold it in challenging conditions.

Panasonic Lumix TS1, $399(Waterproof: 10 feet, Shockproof: 5 feet) The Panasonic Lumix TS1 is perhaps the most visually appealing waterproof camera, with a brushed steel body that looks like it could withstand the most arduous treks. The TS1 is waterproof to 10 feet and shockproof from five, but that's not all this camera can do. The AVCHD Lite video mode is capable of shooting vivid, detailed high-definition videos of your underwater escapades.

Olympus TOUGH 8000, $399(Waterproof: 33 feet, Shockproof: 6.6 feet, Crushproof: 220 pounds) The TOUGH 8000 is the burliest camera on the list: It's not only waterproof and shockproof, but also crushproof to 220 pounds of pressure. You really have to go out of your way to destroy the Olympus 8000. Early reviews from owners hint that the camera's durability is better than its image quality, but if you're venturing into harsh landscapes, security might outweigh aesthetics. Pentax K200D, Price: $599 Body, $699 Kit Lens(Weather Resistant) If you're looking to take a more powerful camera on your vacation but still worry about facing the elements, the Pentax K200D digital SLR could be the answer. This professional-level dSLR has a solid, weather-resistant body, which means it can put up a good fight against dust and rain and make you feel more comfortable about wading into extreme situations for that perfect photograph.

Beerdays

• Pader - Feb 4
• Sanpit Pam - Feb 5
• Bro - Feb 8

Pa beer naman kayow!

Hapi Nyunyir!

• make love not war
• make love not war
• make love not war
• ok sometimes war aint love

Pinatubo

Hayof, umuulan,,,tingin ko me lahar,,,

eto na ang nasa isip ko papunta pa lang sa bulkan na to. bakit nga ba ko sumama sa mga kumag kong opismeyts? november 1 naman. dapat nasa nanay ko ako. baka dalawin pa ko ni nanay pag nagkataon...syet AYAW! last time na naisip ko to, ilang araw na buka ang ilaw sa kwarto ko sabay takip ng unan sa leeg ko dahil baka dumalaw nga ang nanay na me pangil na at nangangagat...

pero naisip ko nun tutal ala din naman akong gagawin sa puntod, e di pumunta na lang ako sa pinatubo para mapaaga ang pagkadedo ko wehehehehehe...e dun din naman ako pupunta di ba? kaya laang ampanget atang manigas under the hot lava. Buti kung makita pa kong nanigas e kung isang swoosh lang ng lava e ala na kong buto't laman...di na ko makikita?... PWEDE! Pero sa totoo laang e ayoko pang mamatay...joke lang yun Lord, wag mo muna kong kunin, di ko napapanuod na mag-away at magbatuhan ng adobe ang mga little utoys ko.

bumabalik ehem

eto na naman ako...mangungulet ule. sa tinagal ng panahon e ganito pa din si utoy. makulet pa din. napabakasyon laang ako ng kaunti dahil na din sa hinayupak kong trabaho. tsaktsakan kasi ng hirap at kapag ala ang aking bosing e ako ang natatabunan ng sandamukal na trabaho. kaya nga eto hanggang dito muna at najejebs nako sa kakaisip pa lang ng trabaho.

THE SPECK IN OUR BROTHER’S EYE

MESSAGE: Pride leads us to exaggerate our neighbour’s faults and to underestimate and excuse our own. On one occasion Our Lord said to those who were listening to Him, Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye, ‘when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye (Matt 7:3.5). Avoiding negative, and often unjust, judgements on others is a sign of humility. The slightest faults of others are exaggerated by our personal pride, whereas our own perhaps much greater defects are minimised and explained away. Moreover, pride tends to see in others what are really our own imperfections and errors. Hence Saint Augustine gives this wise piece of advice: Strive to acquire the virtues you think your brothers lack, and then you will no longer see their defects, because you yourselves will not have them (St Augustine, Commentary on Psalm 30, 2, 7). Humility on the other hand has a positive influence through a series of virtues which favour a good human and Christian atmosphere in social life. Only the humble man is in a position to forgive, to understand, and help, because he alone realises that he has received everything from God. He is aware of his own wretchedness and how much he himself is in need of the divine mercy. So even when he has to judge, he is understanding towards his neighbour. He finds excuses and forgives whenever necessary. Besides, we have a very limited view of what motivates the actions of others. God alone can penetrate into the most intimate interior of hearts, read minds and grasp the real effect and value of all the circumstances that influence and accompany any action. We must learn to pass over even the obvious and undeniable defects of the people we are with each day, so that we do not keep our distance from them or lose our respect for them because of their mistakes or bad manners. Let us learn from Our Lord, who could not entirely excuse the sin of those who crucified him, but extenuated its malice by pleading their ignorance. When we cannot excuse a sin, let us at least make it worthy of compassion by attributing the most favourable cause we can to it, such as ignorance or weakness (St Francis de Sales, Introduction to the Devout Life, III, 28). If we make the effort to discover our neighbour’s good points, we shall see that the deficiencies in his character, the defects in his behaviour, are as nothing in comparison with his virtues. This positive, just attitude towards those with whom we are constantly in contact will bring us closer to God. We shall grow in interior mortification, charity and humility. Let us strive always to look at the virtues and good deeds we see in others, Saint Teresa tells us, and cover their defects with the thought of our own great sins. This is a manner of acting that, although we cannot do so with perfection right away, gradually gains for us a great virtue - that of considering all other men as being better than ourselves. In such a way, with the help of God, one begins to acquire this virtue (St Teresa, Life, 13, 10). My Prayer God help me to be humble again. Help me regain my understanding of what life is and how people should be treated with respect. Lord you still are my shepherd.

Featured Photo

Kasama sa mga Astig

In one of the photo sites which I am a member....I'm a lucky bastard. hehehe.

'ranmas

kakosa sa galera

gutom na....

kaye. jay. utoy. rastas.

inuman na!

mag-asawa.

Puerot Galera, Mindoro

Chinese mafia sa Malaysia

Tropa sa Singapore

starbuko sa ilalim ng tulay sa merlion

sa kainan ng alimasag sa tabing dagat

Malaysia

Singapore

katoto sa laiya

Palm Beach, Laiya, San Juan Batangas

flutterby

(August 2007)

(with Cuzs and her buddies)

(March 2008) (with Shell staff)

AYOS!

bangui

NOTE: Bangui is a term used for people who are ultra-conceited. Bangui actually is where the first windmills in the country are, which generates enough power from the WIND intended for the town.

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Frustrated akong neuro-surgeon kaya pagbibigyan ko na ang sarili ko sa joke na to.

Three surgeons were discussing which one was the most skilled.

The first surgeon, by the name of tutut, said that a man had fallen across the railroad tracks, and a train had severed both legs just above the knees. After my surgery and physical therapy, that man won this year's Boston Marathon. Bangui number 1 anlakas ng hangin, 160 kph!!!!!

The second surgeon, si tutut # 2, said that was nothing. A woman had been thrown head first through the windshield of a car and her face was sliced to ribbons. After my surgery she won the Miss America contest. Bangui number 2...parang 300kph na bagyo hanef sa yabo!

The third surgeon, syempre si utoy, said that was nothing. A man had been sucked into the air intake of a jet engine. The only thing that was recovered was a tiny piece of brain matter no larger than a pea. From that piece, I, the surgeon reconstructed the entire man, and now he is president of the United States.

Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti

Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien meaning Ah Cheng buys bread)

The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were indignant and kicked up a big fuss, claiming that the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after many hours of talking, the manager managed to find out that the Ah Bengs were actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.

real tragedy

The real tragedy for a Christian starts when he can no longer see Jesus in his life; when because of lukewarmness or sin or pride, the horizon becomes clouded over; when things are done as if Jesus were not by his side, as if the Lord had never risen from the dead.

timo

may mga taong kahit anong gawin mo ay mayrong makikitang mali sayo. bakit ka ganito, bakit ka ganyan...mahirap maubos maisip kumbakit may mga taong sadyang ipinanganak ng ganito. dala na din siguro ng kanilang mga aninong aayaw mapansin ng iba o di kaya'y mapag usapan ng karamihan.

napagtanto ko...hindi kaya ito ang mga dahilan ng kanilang mga pagpupula (pula i.e. puna, "meddle", pakialam)

1. "pula ka ng pula e ni pulak wala ka" - matagal ng sumasagi sa isip ko ang bagay na to. bagamat ipinanganak akong salat, hindi ako tinuruang mamuna ng kapwa. ngunit saking pagtanda lalo na ng mapasok ako dito, naiba ang persepsyon ko sa buhay.

maraming taong nais na ikaw ay malaglag, mapahamak, MAPAGTAWANAN, MAPUNA NG MARAMI SA IYONG KAHINAAN, MAPAG -USAPAN, at higit sa lahat MAGING TAMPULAN NG TUKSO.

habang naglalaro sa utak ko ang mga bagay bagay na pilit kong iwinawaksi, nahulog ako sa patibong ng kanilang mundo.

nanghamak, nagtawa, nangmata...nakihalubilo sa mga usapang kakatwa at may baluktot na pagtingin sa kapwa. Ito marahil ang kanilang dahilan upang hindi sa kanila maibaling ang PAGPULA...upang sila ang mag BIDA...maging SUPERYOR...maging AMO.

hanggang sa magising akong muli sa daang minsan ko nang tinahak.

ngayon, katulad ng matagal ko ng pagharap sa buhay - tatlo ang maari kong gawin - maging tapat at ipamukha sa mamumula na kung maaring tingnan ang kanyang sarili sa bago mamula, manibugho, makipagtunggali at sabihin ang nais sabihin, o manahimik na lamang at ibahagi sa KANYA ang sitwasyon. marahil sa KANYA ko na rin lamang ipapabahala ang aking desisyon.

2. "hindi tumitingin sa salamin" - pwede naman tayong manalamin araw araw kaya nga lang merong mga taong mas gustong punahin ang iba kaysa sa sarili. tsk tsk tsk...siguro ayaw niyang mapahiya ang sarili niya sa kanyan sarili. nakakaawa at nakakatawang isipin na ikaw mismo ang pupula sa iyong sarili. sa isang banda, mas magaling na rin ang punahin ang sarli kaysa ang iyong kapwa.

3. "mahangin lamang talaga" - hindi na ito dapat pang ipaliwanag.

wise is the person

who knows what to say

and when to say it.......

there are some silent people

whose praises should be sung;

they preach a mighty sermon

by guarding well their tongue......

not what we have,

but what we use,

not what we see,

but what we choose -

these are the things

that mar or bless

the sum of human happiness....

Noodle House, Solano, Nueva Ecija

Rockey Valley Inn, Sagada

After Spelunking

Before Spelunking

Stairs to Heaven

St Mary the Virgin Church, Sagada

Masaya

Bangui Windmills

Pagudpud

Laoag Church

Paoay Church

Vigan

green-minded

my closest friends told me i'm now "bastos" or "green" or "blasphemous"

they thought i've been like this because :

1. i havent done it for so long - you know what i mean. and i detest that hehehe. 2. when i was so sick, i was too behaved; now craps are overflowing and they need to get out of my system - these buddies of mine are rotten hehehe. 3. ive got foreigner friends and being green (minded that is) is the only thing that could make them laugh - pare, nosebleed sa English!!!

Well, i cant argue on some things they said, but in my world,

1. i think i am not sinning by being green for i don't do things which are out of HIS league (errrrr...sometimes). I even mutter when a woman is around or speak my mind initially before my tongue does its works. 2. i am totally behaved when i'm with other people 'side from my buddies. this is not really to show off that i am a "good" person, "but friends are friends" and "other people are other people." i respect their turf and i can adapt to any situation if one obliges me.

i'm not that perfect whom GOD can nurse on HIS crib but:

1. i (always) think of people before i blurt out things so as not to hurt them 2. always say my apologies if i did offend them esp friends 3. i try not to be blasphemous, if so, i confess (this is true) before the day ends 4. i havent hurt people with the things i came up with (as far as i know; this started when i received a colossal grace from HIM last year)

If I did hurt people, SORRY guys. Didnt mean to do so.

anilao, batangas

Only 140 km south of Manila, Anilao's proximity makes it a popular destination for weekend diving trips. Even excursions are ideal in this southern town where resorts are situated within short boat rides to excellent dive sites. Diving is mainly in coral slopes and shallow gardens among sandy patches. Choose from any of the 24 dive sites between the coast of Anilao and Maricaban Island. The most popular site is the Cathedral (average of 60 ft.), a roofless cavern with a blessed cross flanked by two large sea mounts. Ideal diving season is from November until May.

Due to its proximity to Manila, Anilao is frequented by weekend divers and day trippers. One simply has to take 2 to 2 1/2 hour land trip to Anilao from Manila. There are daily buses that run from Pasay City to Batangas, after which you may take a jeepney to Anilao. It is advisable to get yourself a car or have one arranged for you as Anilao is somewhat out of the way for most of the jeepneys.

I was in Planet Dive a year ago and the roads are bad, I mean really bad. This year when I went there, it is totally different. Roads are paved and more resorts are mushrooming which is good for revelers here and abroad. Prices are now competitive unlike in previous years.

Should you want to visit the area, it is better to negotiate instead with the boat owners especially if you already have the gears for diving. Several premiums are added on resort packages that eventually risks your dollars. Nonetheless, compared to other dive sites in the country, Anilao is for beginners who could only afford to have 1-2 day spree. But if you have a week or two, better check out the other dive sites in the country.

clarkl field, pampanga

ma girlzzzzz!!!! va va voom!

pool parte

its zummer!!! c'mon let's join us...hahaha

boxing 101

i decided i could never be a demi-god if i lazed on my bed on weekends and do nothing but read my sweet, sweet FHM mags (oh yeah i dont only turn pages after pages but also read it - hehe). since my nephro informed me that i could again hit the gym, i ne'er was totally enthused into re-lifting weights. i wanted something atypical but fun. luckily, i got ma bros on my back. we kicked some ass last night, man. my rotten buddies and i went to this new boxing gym in downtown area. it's quite small but heck we enlisted and paid one Ninoy for the handstraps and a couple of Roxases for the gloves rental, use of the ring, etcetera, etcetera.

Inside, it's quite surprising that people are lifting weights instead of boxing. Thought this was a boxing gym??? Since no one was in the ring, in a jiffy, we strapped our hands up and readied ourselved for a sparring session with our 5'3" instructors.

After several minutes, albeit my knuckles darn ached and my arms subdued, it was one helluva work out. These midget instructors are insane. It was my first time in the ring and they kept on saying "Jab, Jab, Hok, Hok, Strit, It, One, to, tri... siven, it". Though I didn't totally understand what they were saying, heck I just look at their pads and do what I need to do - BOX.

Will I recommend boxing? Not for the faint-hearted. But before you enroll, you need to understand the terms most coaches or instructors use while they are teaching. I for one need to decipher the words piece by piece during the session hahaha.

Jab - A quick, straight punch thrown with the lead hand from the guard position

Cross - A powerful, straight punch thrown with the rear hand

Hook - A semi-circular punch thrown with the lead hand to the side of the opponent's head

Uppercut - A vertical, rising punch thrown with the rear hand

These different punching types can be thrown in rapid succession to form "combos". The most common is the jab and cross combination, nicknamed the "one-two combo". This is usually an effective combination, because the jab blocks the opponent's view of the cross, making it easier to land cleanly and forcefully

There are also several basic maneuvers a boxer can use in order to evade or block punches: slip, sway, duck, parry, cover-up, clinch or RUN FORREST RUN. The last one I just invented, in case a pseudo-Ali or a pseudo-Manny Pacquiao invites you for a spar.

records 2

sent three south afrikaans back home due to abuse on cannabis. tsk tsk tsk. "are you drugs?"

created a map from batangas to alabang on .ppt for a buddy (i should have charged him! haha)

working on a sunday, full 8 hours...wahhhhhh

swam 25 laps, 12 noon (via 22.5 meter pool hehe)

hit the gym last night at 9 pm - 3 sets of pull up, inclined and straight dumbell press, rope pull down, etc etc. crap my triceps ache. whoaaa....

records

was up for 40 hours

gas up twice in petron (crucify me!)

had shots with caltex hot chics (va va voom)

bought nothing in a duty free shop (sigh)

drove from subic to batangas

almost killed a %^#$*&%$ drunk man on a road in QC

almost crashed into?!@^%*%$ roadcones in SLEX

woke up this am still in the clothes I wore last night

batangueño

mayron akong dalwang bagong katotong taga-Malaysia na narito ngayon sa pinas kaya naman nag-iipon ako ng mga salitang nais kong maibahagi para sa kanilang unti-unting pagkatuto sa ating wika.

akalain mong mayron palang mga ganitong dalitang ngayon ko ga laang napakinggan e e.

sisinsay - hindi po ito gulay, kinsay po iyon. ang ibig sabihin neto ay papasyal o dadaan. for egsampel..."pasinsay dadaan ang gwapong si utoy"

titimo - tatahimik daw ang meaning neto. malamang hindi ko gamitin ang salitang ito dahil napakabastos ehe

siphayo - amoy o halimuyak naman ang salitang ito. egsampel - "kaibigan, masiphayo ang iyong inalabas na hangin, pwede bagang lumayo layo ka sa akin?"

benga - bakit ga? iyan ang ibig ituran ng mga katagang iyan. gamitin natin sa isang pangungusap. "benga, are you drugs?"

iyan muna at maghahagilap akong muli ng mga bagong salita. hahayo na ako't magpapakarami.

tulala

matagal-tagal na din akong di nakakagala sa makati simula ng masira si San Chai, ang seksi kong oto. parang napunta ko tuloy sa pluto ng ibaba ako ng taxi sa tapat ng titirhan kong otel ng apat na araw.

1) meron na palang greenbelt 5? akalain mo bang umabot na pala sa lima at hindi man lamang ako nasabihan. naalala ko tuloy ang minalas ko ng unang pasok ko sa UST. Isang linggo akong nag sa sign of the cross sa harap ng isang buiding kasi may krus sa tuktok neto, yun pala e main building nila (hiya). kaya pala pag dumadaan ako at nagaantanda e unahan sa pagtawa ang mga ulangyang guwardiya.

2) nadiskober ko na meron palang ruta mula SM hanggang ayala ng hindi ka dadaan sa kalsada. hanep no. sige eto ang mga lilikuan mo. pasok sa SM, punta ka sa walkway ng glorietta, pasok sa landmark, pasok sa bridgeway papunta greenbelt 5 tapos ang labas mo na e paseo de roxas. medyo papawisan nga lang ang kilikili mo kaya siguraduhing me pampunas ka dito bago pumasok sa opis mo. buti nalang naging boy scout ako. meron lagi akong "good morning" na labakara.

3) nawala na din ang mga pinupuntahan ko sa glorietta na mga tindahan. pumupunta ako dito kahit hindi naman bibili. malas talaga. napabili na lang tuloy ko ng blip sa isang tindahan. aba 95 isa, sayang naman. menos ng lampas kalahati sa presyo. syempre sinukat ko muna. baka kasi masikip, masu supokeyt si utoy. sa pitong sinukat ko apat lang ang pumasa. pero isa lang ang binili ko. buti nalang hindi napansin ng mga miss na tindera ang pagpasok ko sa fitting room.

madami pa kong nakitang mga bago. nandiyan ang oakwood na ascott na pala ngay-on. ang simbahan sa gitna ng ayala park na nasa gitana ng greenbelt 1 2 3 4 at 5. sa susunod baka hindi mo na to makita kaya bumisita ka na ngayon din.

kailangan kong maging pamilyar uli sa lugar na to. malamang dito ako mapadpad ng anim hanggang labingwalong buwan. tagal nun. nu kaya pwedeng gawin sa makati?

good deeds

deeds

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English dede, from Old English dǣd; akin to Old English dōn to do Date: before 12th century

1 : something that is done 2 : a usually illustrious act or action : feat exploit 3 : the act of performing : action 4 : a signed and usually sealed instrument containing some legal transfer, bargain, or contract

from this day on, i am obliging my semi-vile self to do infinite, real, & good deeds. from the smallest, to the far-greater-paying-it-forward ala Li'l Mr. Osmont. why would i wanna do this? simple. it's an idea that came up to me inside a bus, inspired by several pseudo-cool people cuddling their iPod shuffles beneath their eight thousand decibel protected eardrums. seriously though, i was dumbfounded when i chance upon this petite "lola" by the sidewalk along my lil sis' dorm. she was greasy and all yet, there'll be some part of you that'll surely be pinched once her eyes set upon yours. lost, hopeless soul...i was bowled over with instant pity. i came closer to her then, as if tranced, i gave her what food i have. i didnt know that i can do that?! even doubly surprised when i went back to offer her water.

thinking of this on my way home, it's a far cry from what i am and was doing for the past years. i'm a typical sinner. never have i thought that i could be a "good deed-er". and then it struck me...i realized, i could still open my eyes to see what else could be done.

and so i am promising myself that i am gonna do this self project...with an exclamation point. though i am also hoping that it could propel towards other people. it's not as hard as it sounds. just share a little of yourself to your own self, to your family, to your friends and to people whom you do not know. one's life may change if you do a little of a good deed NOW.

panaginip

nanaginip ako kagabi. marahil dulot na rin ng panibughong nagmula sa isang lugar na malapit sa akin. kakaiba ang mga karakter sa panaginip ko. biruin mo naging si ULTIMEYT UTOY ako.

dumating daw ang dayong si marshmallow kid sa bayan namin. ang hindi alam ng marami, bukod sa mahilig syang lumamon e madalas ding mag alburuto ang tyan neto dahil na din sa katakawan lalo na sa lomi at pancit with dinuguan. Pero ang nakapagtataka, dito rin pala nanggagaling ang powers nya to the exponent 5 - ang spurting jebs. isang sirit lang nito ay tumba ang mga nakakalaban nya sa bayan namin. sa tindi ba naman ng amoy nito na minsan e parang burong mustasa, sino ba naman ang di mapapasuko sa powers na to. isa pang kagimbal gimbal nyang paputok ay ang kanyang mala jabar na alingasaw. isang taas lang ng kilikili nyang maitim, ala pang isang minuto, dedbol na ang makakaharap nya. pero dahil kilala ako sa pagiging pasensyoso at may di matatawarang kaguwapuhan, natalo ko ang pagmamayabang ni marshmallow kid sa ming bayan. PAANO? simple lang. tinadtad ko lang naman ng tamtaks ang katawan nya sa pamamagitan ng aking super electro magnetic tamtaks. ayun numipis ang mokong at nawalan ng malay. puro hangin pala tong si marshmallow kid, inside and out. aba natatandaan ko pang tila nawala ako sa ulirat ng akalain mo ba namang magpakilala sa akin na "hey are you super utoy?" no wonder you're a friend of boy buhawi, you look foolish. but is that your sister, she looks good though". looks good pala ha. etong sayo. bukod sa tamtaks e pinaulanan ko din sya ng aking smashing cocks. ang cocks na walastik kung dumikit. isang raketa lang ang ginamit ko tepok na si marshmallow kid sa mga pinaulan kong thousand feathered cocks. akala ko ay ayos na ang buto buto nang bigla na lang dumating ang tres ineng kapa-kapas, ang tatlong kaibigang paminta ni marshmallow kid. si ineng bokal, si ineng bochok at si ineng lawit. si ineng bokal ay skinhead, may tatoo ng marshmallow sa dibdib at singliit ni wengweng. si ineng bochok naman ay may salamin na 9,000 ata ang grado, mahilig sa botox kaya naman lumobo na din syang parang si marshmallow kid at si ineng lawit, ang pinakamalakas sa mga inengs. isa syang batang nakatangga at patagong lumalabas sa gabi upang mambiktima ng mga walang kamalay malay na kalalakihan sa plasa kabangaw. tanda ko pa ang kuwento ni boy buhawi na muntik na syang makorner neto at makuha ang buo nyang lakas, ahahay...sa pagdating ng mga tres ineng kapa-kapas, kinabahan ako ng kaunti. ngunit ng nakita kong lapirutin nila si marshmallow kid dahil sa isa rin pala nila tong kapanalig ay binigla ko sila at pinaghahagisan ng aking utoy boiled eggs with talong...ang most powerful ultrasonic wave ng bulok na itlog ng ostrich combined with binurong talong. ang akala ng mga inengs at ni marshmallow kid ay kung anong talong ito kaya naman nag una unahan sila sa pagsalo. ngunit sa sabay sabay nilang pagsalo dito ay sabay sabay din itong mga nagsabugan. dead on the spot ang mga hayok sa laman.

nasagip ko na naman ang bayan ng kabangaw. nasaan na kaya ang kaibigan kong si boy buhawi. malamang naghahanap na naman to ng mga nanay, biyuda, diborsyada, bading, you name it he's got it. e kung si marshmallow manay e sa pagkain ang powers, itong tropa kong si boy buhawi sa pagpapatibok ng puso lumalakas at....

bigla na lamang akong nagising. alas 9 na pala. wala na ang alburuto ko at nagbalik na din sa normal ang tema ng buhay ko.

perslab

sarap mo talagang titigan. yung bilugan mong mukha, ang astig mong magnesium alloy body, di talaga matatawaran. mahal na yata kita. Kung magiging akin ka lang, pupunasan kita hanggang sa kumintab ang 3 inch LCD mo na parang sparkling tuktok ni mr. g**w (tabi tabi po). sana matawag na kitang baby ko. Parang D3. parehong pareho kasi kayo. Merong APS-C / DX-format sensor imbes na full-frame. May nakapagsabi naba sa yo na para kitang blip? O wag ka magalit. Sinabi ko lang naman yun kasi ayokong mawala ka sa buhay ko. parang blip ko. andyan lang lagi kahit san ako pumunta. O tatawa na yan...pag ngumingiti ka, lalong tumitingkad ang 12.3 megapixel CMOS sensor mo. Ang sexy mo pa! Mantakin mong 5.8 by 4.5 by 2.9 inches ka. Ikaw lang ang kilala kong may ganyang katawan. Hanga nga ko sayo kasi di ka mapili. Kahit na Type I o Type II Compact Flash cards ok lang sayo.

Oops, may dumi ka yata sayong image sensor, tanggalin ko ha (sabay pahid). Nga pala di ko na kailangan gawin yun, meron ka palang ultrasonic dust removal system. Hanep pamatay ka talaga.

Nakakahiya to pero sige sasabihin ko na din. Pwede bang humingi ng kiss (hiya). Sige na kahit sa 18 - 135 mm AF-S DX lens mo lang solb na ko. kung gusto mo naman sa 18 - 200 mm AF-S DX VR II lens mo. Hindi na nga ako mapagkatulog minsan alam mo ba yun. Parati ka na lang laman ng isip ko. Pati sa pagtulog gusto ko katabi kita habang tinititigan ang yong body cap, eyepiece cap at shoulder strap.

Suntukin mo naman ako o, pls. Gusto ko kasing malaman kung nananaginip lang ako. Kislap pa lang ng continuous hi-speed shooting modes mo natutunaw na ko.

Nga pala, magpadala ka naman ng doktor sa bahay namin. Bakit kamo? Tingin ko kasi puputok na anytime soon yung puso ko dahil sa yo. Iba pala talaga ng pakiramdam ng inlab. Pakurot nga sa tagiliran mong may USB 2.0 Hi-Speed standard na port. Cute talaga ng baby ko. Akuchikuchiku...

sangbukas na liham para kay LOY

Hey Loy, (after sending the direction to carmel church lipa....)

sana magkita tayo. simula mamayang gabi isasama na kita sa prayers ko.

wag ka magalala GOD is good. He always perseveres. Maniwala ka lang for HE is always there. Lam mo ako dinadaan ko sa blog, misan may konting drama, minsan may kiliti, minsan umiiyak nga ako habang nagsusulat dahil pasasaan bat sarili lang naman natin talaga ang makakatulong sa atin para mapalapit sa KANYA. Naging hingahan ko na din kasi ang blog.

hanggang ngayon malaki ang pasasalamat ko kay Father Suarez dahil kahit na lagi na lang sa TV ko sya napapanuod ay alam kong gingabayan ako ng presensya ng DIYOS para maabot ko sya. Wag ka magalala LOY isa din ako sa maraming tao na patuloy pa ding gumagawa ng mga kasalanan kahit na marami ng pagsubok ang naibigay sa akin ng DIYOS. Basta tandaan lang natin lagi na magpasalamat tayo sa KANYA kahit na ang nangyayari sa tin ay masakit, nakakalungkot o hindi inaasahan.

wag kang mapagod para sa KANYA.

ako? nagbago na ang pananaw ko simula nuon. dati i lose my temper agad agad. ngayon halimbawa umuulan at nakaputi akong pantalon o naka leather na shoes, sinasabi ko lang na "ok lang dahil hindi naman laging ganito ang panahon". natutunan ko, na ang dagok ng buhay ay hindi naman laging nanduon.

masaya na din ako sa buhay. kahit na napakadaming temptasyon o pagsubok upanag magkamali, di ako sumuko, di ako sumusuko, at di kailanman susuko.

ingat ka Loy,

GEL

hafi and jay

twing linggo nakaugalian ko ng magsimba. hindi dahil sa nanduon ako para lang umupo, lumuhod at tumayo kundi obligasyon para sa akin ang makinig kay Father. Naks, ginintuan ang puso.

ngayong araw na to dali dali akong tumungo sa king HP1740 compaq pc upang mailahad ang mga anekdowts sa misa ngayon.

nga pala, naisama ko laang si besfren jay sa title ng blog na ito dahil nalalapit na ang kanyang pagpapasakal sa kanyang hanibeybs ngunit ala naman sya talagang kaugnayan sa blog na to. walang pakielaman gusto ko lang syang isali.

neniweys, bago palang magumpisa ang misa ay may umaatikabong anawnsment na. "koling da atensyon of mader ng nawawalang bebe. Sya po ay alone and dangerous. ayaw magpahawak at ngumangawa. nakadilaw na t-shirt po ang batang lalaki at sya po ay nakapantalon. ang sapatos po nya ay pink". WOW! at kolor fink pa ang sapatos ha. mukhang tong si utoy ay may hinaharap na bukas na fabulous. ahahay...

during the mass, hindi ko maubos mapansin ang knight and shining 4 by 4 inch wide na twinkling bumbunan ni manong na nasa harap ko. talo pa ang araw sa kislap ng kanyang makinis na tuktok. buti nalang at sanay akong mag-reyban habang nagsisimba. o wala ngang pakielaman e. e sa gusto kong magsanglas habang nagsesermon si Father.

maganda naman ang sermon ngayong araw. ang buod? ANG KAGANAPAN NG BUHAY AY NAKASALALAY SA KAUGNAYAN SA DIYOS". Tama nga naman. Sa personal kong pananaw, hindi magiging ganap ang iyong sangkatauhan kung wala sa Hesus sa sentro ng iyong buhay. Bagamat payak ang nakagisnan kong kapaligiran, walang pag-iimbot ko itong tinanggap ng buong puso sa tulong na din ng paggagabay ng Diyos. Dahil sa pangaral na ito, na-inspire na naman akong pasalamatan ang lahat ng mga pangyayari sa buhay ko, masama man, mahirap o yung masasaya. Hayyyy...

Sa kalagitnaan ng misa, napansin kong mahirap din palang intindihin ang mga salitang Batangueñong pinakawalan ni Father. Sige nga testingin natin ang galing nyo. Eto ang mga salita.

lilibay-libay (para saken ibig sabihin neto ay "pa absent absent. laging wala sa skul. at nuknukan ng tamad")

kahungkagan (tingin ko ay "kakisigan" di ba yun yung hunks.)

at panghuli palanggaman (i think this is the small batya in the haus)

Tama nga kaya ang mga hula ko.

Natapos ang misa ng mga alas onse na ng tanghali. Kaya naman dali dali akong umuwi sa bahay dahil may mga naglilinis sa min at dahil wala pako, maaaring hindi sila makaalis at malamang di padin kumakain. Buti nalang at pro-aktib naman sila. may initiative ika nga. saglit lang ang aking pagka joyous nang malaman ko ang karimarimarim na nangyari. mantakin mong sila pala ay umorder sa canteen at chinarge sa akin. mabuti nalang at nagsimba ako, kung hindi naisumpa ko siguro ang mga mokong.